Time for a Few Laughs

A cop tries to pull over a guy for speeding who tries to outrun him. Finally the guy gives up and pulls over. The now PO’d cop walks up and yells at the guy, “What’s the big idea?” The guy responds, “Last week my wife ran off with a cop,” he said, “and I was afraid he was trying to give her back!” “Off you go,” said the officer. – Submitted by Jim Hercules

Some Great Quotes on Perspective

Some quotes I thought you’d enjoy:

“Even though you may want to move forward in your life, you may have one foot on the brakes. In order to be free, we must learn how to let go. Release the hurt. Release the fear. Refuse to entertain your old pain. The energy it takes to hang onto the past is holding you back from a new life. What is it you would let go of today?” – Mary Manin Morrissey

I found some good divorce jokes to bring some humor in our lives!

“My wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought she was God and I didn’t”. – George

A New Trend is Catching on Among Divorcees in the U.S.

As reported by Sandra Mitchell, CBS Los Angeles:

Sandra writes: “Divorce party planners are now doing brisk business alongside wedding planners and taking an increasing share in profit spin-off from the marriage-divorce industry. CBS Los Angeles reports a Los Angeles-based divorce party planner providing party planning services to divorcees.

The company even allows divorcees to choose from themes which reflect the circumstances of their marriage break-up. Divorce party planners justify divorce parties on the grounds that divorce is traumatic experience for most people. Divorcees need social support to cope with the emotional trauma of separation. Having families and friends around could offer consolation.